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Heart of stone

A fellow walks into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds.

He goes over and says, “Can I help? Have you lost something? ”

“No,” says one of the doctors. “We’re about to do a heart transplant on an accountant and we’re looking for a suitable stone.”

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