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Marrying a CPA

A lady goes to see her doctor with some worrying symptoms and he examines her.

“I’m sorry,” he says “but it’s bad news.  You have only six months to live.”

The patient says, “Oh Doctor. That’s terrible.  What should I do?”

The doctor says, “I advise you to marry a CPA.”

“Will that make me live longer?”

“No,” says the doctor. “But it will seem longer.”

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