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Monty Python and accounting 2

Vocational guidance counsellor sketch

This is a link to a Monty Python fan site.



A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, “I’m a Martian just arrived from another planet. We’re here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?”

The owner replies, “I don’t have an opinion. I’m a chartered accountant.”