Accounting Jokes

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Category Archives: Social ineptitude

You might be an accountant if …

You might be an accountant if … you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.

Tweeted by @kimimuthoni 7 March 2014


Extraordinary social life

My social life while studying for the CPA exam is extraordinary, and by that I mean unusual and infrequent.

Posted on twitter by @Lets_Get_Fiscal

Monty Python and accounting 3

Monty Python and accounting 1

Why accountancy is not boring by Mr A. Putty

This is a link to a Monty Python fan site.


What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level


What does it say about accountants when they have to include toilet-training instructions in the name of one of their firms?

Fun with accountants

What do accountants do for fun?

Add the telephone book.

Accounting gangs

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Popular accountant

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?


Extroverted accountant

What’s an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.