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Meme – Want to be an accountant


First accountant

Who was the first accountant?


  • he got interested in figures
  • turned the first leaf, made the first entry
  • lost interest after withdrawal
  • buggered up the monthly accounts and
  • raised the first liability


What’s the definition of unlikely?

A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!’

Sperm cells

What’s the difference between the male sperm and an accountant?

The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.


What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.