Accounting Jokes

The definitive site for humour about all things accounting

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Baking accountants

Why do accountants make good bakers?

Because they know how to handle dough

Joke tweeted by Sage Accountants @SageAccountants


Twisted cliche

A fool and his money are soon audited

Accounting disease

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?



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Many of the jokes posted here were originally compiled by the late Michael Southwell-Keely and the originals can be seen also on his website.