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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”
The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”
What’s a shy and retiring accountant?
An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.
Who was the first accountant?
Adam:
Accountants aren’t boring people. They just get excited over boring things.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing
My accountant printed this year’s income statement in colour – red.
My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it’s flat on its back.
Accountants carry their calculations to two decimal places just to prove they have a marvellous sense of humour.
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