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You might be an accountant if … you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.
Tweeted by @kimimuthoni 7 March 2014
My social life while studying for the CPA exam is extraordinary, and by that I mean unusual and infrequent.
Posted on twitter by @Lets_Get_Fiscal
Loss-eroles are the diet version of profiteroles.
Posted on twitter by @mikeydelrosario
An accountant is talking to the young child of one of his friends and says, “Do you know what I do?’
“Daddy says you’re a CPA.”
“That’s right. Did he tell you what CPA stands for?”
“Well, he says you’re a complete pain in the arse.”
What’s a shy and retiring accountant?
An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.
Who was the first accountant?
Adam:
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing
Accounting: a collection of figures running around looking for an argument
Laws of accounting:
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