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What would Economics be without assumptions?



Accountants vs lawyers

What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

The accountant knows he is boring.

Sperm cells

What’s the difference between the male sperm and an accountant?

The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.

Accountants vs actuaries 3

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Accountants vs actuaries 2

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?

They find bookkeeping too exciting.

Accountants vs actuaries

What’s an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Accountants vs economists

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.