Accounting Jokes

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Category Archives: Puns

Homeless accountants

Leave a comment Posted by on 10 June 2014

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter

Tweeted by @BrucesTweets

Puns

Santa’s sleigh

Leave a comment Posted by on 3 June 2014

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

Net Present Value

Tweeted by @lindseypoulter

Puns

Directing accountant

Leave a comment Posted by on 8 March 2014

How can you tell if the director of a movie was an accountant?

The credits are on the right.

Tweeted by @Lets_Get_Fiscal 18 Jan 2014

Puns

Extraordinary social life

Leave a comment Posted by on 2 February 2014

My social life while studying for the CPA exam is extraordinary, and by that I mean unusual and infrequent.

Posted on twitter by @Lets_Get_Fiscal

Definitions, Puns, Social ineptitude

Bond redemption

Leave a comment Posted by on 2 February 2014

Can I buy back those bonds early at par?

Not on your LIFO, FIFO.

Posted on twitter by @JillianRose77

Puns

Dieting

Leave a comment Posted by on 2 February 2014

Loss-eroles are the diet version of profiteroles.

Posted on twitter by @mikeydelrosario

Definitions, Puns

Cash accountant

Leave a comment Posted by on 30 December 2013

Why did the cash accountant commit suicide?

Because it was accrual world.

Puns