Accounting Jokes

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Category Archives: Puns

Homeless accountants

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter

Tweeted by @BrucesTweets


Santa’s sleigh

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

Net Present Value

Tweeted by @lindseypoulter

Directing accountant

How can you tell if the director of a movie was an accountant?

The credits are on the right.

Tweeted by @Lets_Get_Fiscal 18 Jan 2014

Extraordinary social life

My social life while studying for the CPA exam is extraordinary, and by that I mean unusual and infrequent.

Posted on twitter by @Lets_Get_Fiscal

Bond redemption

Can I buy back those bonds early at par?

Not on your LIFO, FIFO.

Posted on twitter by @JillianRose77


Loss-eroles are the diet version of profiteroles.

Posted on twitter by @mikeydelrosario

Cash accountant

Why did the cash accountant commit suicide?

Because it was accrual world.